humor: sep 03 -- Nick's Three Minutes of Fame

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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"NICK'S HUMOR WEBSITE"
  HAS BEEN IMPROVED

Visit http://www.nickshumor.net/
   ... for a policy statement about the jokes
   ... access the G-rated humor archives
   ... for a photo of Nick Brown  		<==== NEW!!!
   ... for a link to a newspaper article	<==== NEW!!!
       about Nick as a Balloon Sculptor/Magician


(ahem) Here is the web link to the newspaper article:
	http://vh1428.infi.net/stories/0899/6253631.htm
You can find the photo at http://www.nickshumor.net/


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Thanks to Tim Treaster for the
improvements to the website.
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-----Original Message from Bob Curran-----

Double Meanings From Around The World
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March Planned For Next August

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy

20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar

Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Many Antiques Seen at D.A.R. Meeting

Hershey Bars Protest

County Officials to Talk Rubbish

Caribbean Islands Drift to Left

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