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humor: jul 05 -- Pun Reruns (Re-puns?)



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Two guys set up a table at a local flea market to sell bogus Apple
computers at bargain basement prices, and had sold several before a
knowledgeable customer caught on and called the police.  As they hastily
packed their wares, one guy looked at the other and said, "I'm afraid the
Mac charade is over.
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A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered
a beer. The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-
closed eyelids.

No one spoke, but they all noticed that the strangers hat was
made of brown wrapping paper.  Less obvious was the fact that
his shirt and vest were also made of paper. As were his chaps,
pants,and even his boots, including the paper spurs. Truth be
told, even the saddle, blanket and bridle on his horse were
made entirely of paper.

Of course he was soon arrested .... for rustling.

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Consider the plight of an indian chief -- afflicted
with a certain intestinal complaint, and went to the
medicine man for help.

The medicine man told him to "Take this piece of rawhide.
Bite off an inch of the thong and chew it thoroughly every
day early in the morning. Swallow it, and come back when
it's gone.

About two weeks later, the chief returned to the medicine
man and indicated his dissatisfaction. That worthy asked, "still upset?"

"Yes" said the chief,
"The thong has ended, but the malady lingers on".

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