humor: may 17 -- Science Limericks

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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        A cautious young chemist named Mound
        Was surprised (but not hurt) when he found
                That A mixed with B
                In the presence of C
        Made a hole (ringed with dirt) in the ground.


        A scientist working at Sandia
        Found a way to make larger bombs handier.
                The result of a test
                In the desert Southwest
        Turned the land close at hand even sandier.


        Great minds have been known to recite,
        Or in papers they publish, to write
                That before time began
                There occurred a Big Bang --
        But the theory has never been quite

                                        completed

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From: Geoff Kane <rhoda@imap2.asu.edu>

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The Japanese Haiku poem has a specific
structure.  The number of syllables on
each line must follow the pattern 5/7/5.
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There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
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Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.
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To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Hal, open the file
Hal, please open the file, Hal
open the, please Hal

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