humor: WISCONSIN, Santa, ...

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

The three stages of life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
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A Cat's Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs
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10. Up on the Mousetop
 9. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
 8. Joy to the Curled
 7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
 6. The First Meow
 5. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
 4. Silent Mice
 3. Fluffy, the Snowman
 2. Jingle Balls
 1. Wreck the Halls!


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YOU MIGHT BE FROM WISCONSIN IF ....

You define Summer as three months of bad sledding...

Snow tires come standard on all your cars...

At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm...

You have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week...

You can identify a Michigan accent...

To you, "down South" means Chicago...

Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee...

A brat is something you eat...

You have no problem spelling Milwaukee...

You got a passport to go to Minnesota...

You used to think Deer Season was an official school holiday...

You know that Gotham is a real city...

You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc...

The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do...
You go out for fish fry on every Friday...

You go to work in a snowsuit in the morning
and return home wearing shorts...

When you tell someone where you are from and they say:
"I thought that was part of Canada...

Your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th of July...

You know how to polka....

You think that Lutherans and Catholics
form the major world religions...

Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap...

You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August...

You define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend...

Your 4th of July Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost...

You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend...

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