Joke: Bear Hunting

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills
to do some bear hunting.  As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in
the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down
the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the
other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news.

The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he
couldn't move. "Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping
services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me
just one wish ... please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at
me. Please, Lord!"

That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped
its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet.
"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive..."