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* What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
* What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
* How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
* How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
* What do prisoners use to call each other?
* What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
* What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
* What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
* What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if
it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
* Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
* Where do you get virgin wool from?