Joke: Texas Winders 98

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Texas edition of
windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Texas.  If you have
one of the Texas editions you may need some Help understanding the commands.
The Texas edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen.

It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee. It is
shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.  Also note the Recycle Bin is
labeled Outhouse, My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption, Dialup
Networking is called Good Ol' Boys, Control Panel is known as the Dern
Dashboard, Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and floppies are them
little ole plactic disc thangs.

Other features:
Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and
duct tape.
OK = ats aww-right
cancel = hail no
reset = awa shoot
yes = shore
no = Naaaa
find = hunt-fer it
go to = over yonder
back = back yonder
help = hep me out here
stop = ternit off
start = crank it up
settings = sittins
programs = stuff at does stuff
documents = stuff I done done

Also note that winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or Punctuation
marks.

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the
Texas edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.