Joke: Questions

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

Q:  How do crazy people go through the forest?
A:  They take the psycho path.

Q:  How do you get holy water?
A:  Boil the hell out of it.

Q:  How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
A:  She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Q:  What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A:  "Dam".

Q:  What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A:  Polaroids.

Q:  What do prisoners use to call each other?
A:  Cell phones.

Q:  What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return
A:  A stick.

Q:  What do you What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Q:  Nacho Cheese.

Q:  What do you call Santa's helpers?
A:  Subordinate Clauses.

Q:  What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A:  Quatro sinko.

Q:  What do you get from a pampered cow?
A:  Spoiled milk.

Q:  What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A:  Frostbite.

Q:  What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A:  A pachydermatologist

Q:  What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a
tree would kill you?
A:  A pool table.

Q:  What is a zebra?
A:  26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Q:  What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A:  Anyone can roast beef.

Q:  Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A:  They all have phones.

Q:  Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A:  They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q:  Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:  Because they have big fingers.