Joke: Business vs. Science

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

Business income versus scientific income

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is
true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows,

Work
-------- = Power
Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have

Work
-------- = Knowledge
Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Work
-------- = Money
Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless
of the Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the more you Make.