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Joke: July 28 - JUST A KISS
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July 28, 1998
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, JUST A KISS
- Submitted by
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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty
girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress.
How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then
held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old
man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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WhAT DO YOU WANMT THEM TO SAY!
- submitted by: Peter Y. Refaat
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3 friends die in a car accident, they go to heaven to an
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and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you
like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I
was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a
wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge
difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say....
...LOOK,HE'S MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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