Joke: WALMART

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL @ WAL-MART:

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.  She doesn't know which one
to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart
"associate" standing there with dark shades on.

She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."

She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway.

He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line.
It's a good all-around rod and reel and it's $20.00."

She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter.  I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it!"

He walks behind the counter to the register and in the meantime the woman
farts.  At first, she's embarrassed but then realizes that there's no way he
could tell it was her.  Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only
person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $25.50."

She says, "But didn't you just say it was $20.00?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00; the duck call is $3.00 and
the stink bait is $2.50."