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July 10, 1998
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HOW TO GET WHAT YOU WANT
- Submitted by Rich Rumsey
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A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a
junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his
retirement in peace and contentment.
Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three
young boys full of youthful after-school enthusiasm came down
his street beating merrily on every trash can they encountered.
The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the
wise old man decided it was time to take someaction.
The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists
as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said,
"You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your
exuberance like that. I used to do the same thing when I was your
age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if
you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing."
The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the
trash cans.A few days later, the wily retiree approached them
again as they drummed their way down the street. "Look" he said.
"I haven't received my Social Security (Pension) check yet,
so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents.
Will that be okay?"
"A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think
we're going to waste our time beating these cans around
for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!"
And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity
for the rest of his days.
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