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joke




 Multi-Letter Acronyms:  So you think you know what most computer
 acronyms
really mean?
     Think again.

     CD-ROM
     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

     IBM
     I Blame Microsoft, I Bought Macintosh

     PCMCIA
     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

     ISDN
     It Still Does Nothing

     APPLE
     Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

     DEC
     Do Expect Cuts

     CA
     Constant Acquisitions

     OS/2
     Obsolete Soon Too,

     SCSI
     System Can't See It

     DOS
     Defunct Operating System

     BASIC
     Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

     WWW
     World Wide Wait