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Joke: June 25 - Really Cool ANAGRAMS
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TODAY's JOKE
June 25, 1998
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Yesterday's Some very "Unreligious" Church bulletins
received only mediocre votes
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REALLY COOL ANAGRAMS
- Submitted by K. Samson
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ANAGRAMS, as we all know, are words or phrases made by
transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or
phrase. Here are some great ones
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Santa = Satan
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity = Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Semolina = Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Contradiction = Accord not in it
>From Hamlet by Shakespeare
To be or not to be; that is the question. Whether tis nobler in
the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent
hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
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Politicians:
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George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
The Conservative Party = Teacher in vast poverty
We'll work on some for Clinton
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A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet,
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