joke: Moron Test

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

This is the Official Moron Test. -- Courtesy of Sylvester Ryal

It's based upon typical graduation requirements at
"The University of Hard Knocks" http://www.min.net/~dogbyte
It separates the dumb people from the really dumb people.
Answer the following 13 questions, then scroll down and
check your answers.  DON'T CHEAT!!!  When you are done,
count the number correct and see how you compare to others.

OK, here we go......

 1. Is there a 4th of July in England?  Yes or no?

 2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

 3. Some months have 31 days.  How many have 28?

 4. How many outs are there in an inning?

 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10.
    What do you get?

 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away.  How many apples
    are you left with?

 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one
    every half an hour.  How long will the pills last?

 9. A farmer has 17 sheep.  All but 9 of them die.  How many
    sheep are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him
    on the ark?

11. A butcher in the market is 5'-10" tall.  What does he weigh?

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

13. What was the President's name in 1960?

**** NO CHEATING ****





So how do you think you did?   Here are the answers....

 1. Yes.  It comes right after the 3rd.
 2. One (1).  You can only be born once.
 3. Twelve (12).  All of them have at least 28 days.
 4. Six (6).  Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.
 5. No.  He must be dead if it is his widow!
 6. Seventy (70).  30 divided by 1/2 is 60.
 7. Two (2).  You take two apple...therefore, YOU have TWO apples.
 8. One hour.  If you take the first pill at 1:00,
    the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00,
    the pills have run out and only an hour has passed.
 9. Nine (9).  Like we said, all BUT nine die.
10. None.  Moses didn't have an ark!
11. Meat...that is self-explanatory.
12. Twelve (12).  How many eggs are in a dozen? TWELVE...it's
    a dozen!
13. Bill Clinton.  As far as we know, he hasn't changed his name.

So, how did you do?

13 correct.......GENIUS...........you are good!
10-12 correct....ABOVE AVERAGE....but don't let it go to your head
7-9 correct......AVERAGE..........but who wants to be average?
4-6 correct......SLOW.............pay attention to the question
1-3 correct......IDIOT............what else can we say
0 correct........CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON!!!!