joke

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at a local
Greyhound station.  At the front of the line was a very attractive woman
dressed in a black business vest, white blouse, leather miniskirt, and
high heels.

As the bus pulled up and opened the door, she went to board it, but found
that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her leg to the required
height.  Looking around and thinking quickly, she reaches behind her and
unzips the zipper on the back of her skirt a little and then tries again.

Again, she finds that she cannot maneuver the step, so once more she
reaches behind her and unzips her skirt a little more.  With a smile, she
looks at the bus driver and tries to board again.  With disappointment, she
finds that she still can't step that high and so with exasperation and a
sigh she unzips her skirt the rest of the way down.  To her amazement, her
leg still will not reach the bottom step.

Finally, a very large Texan behind her gently grabs her by the waist, lifts
her up, and places her on the bus.

The woman turns to the Texan furious and says, "Who do you think you are
to touch my body in that way?  I don't even know you!"

Nonplused, the Texan looks at her and replies, "Well, ma'am, after you
unzipped my fly I thought we were pretty good friends."