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Joke: June 15 - Hilarious Signs
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June 15, 1998
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FUNNY SIGNS
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This is part of a continuing series of funny signs seen around the world
Have You seen a really funny sign,
Send it to us at: SIGNS@joke-of-the-day.com
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In a church in Arkanasa's parking lot:
Parking for members of
Park Place Baptist Church only
Violators will be baptised!
- Jenny Heinz :)
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The phone number for the Santa Clara Valley
(a.k.a. Silicon Valley) Flood Control District's Hotline:
is 1-888-HEY-NOAH.
-Joel Miller
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On a wall in central Johannesburg :
"JESUS LIVES....."
Underneath someone had added
"Does that mean Easter is cancelled?"
- Shona Bell
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Barber Shop: We need your head in our business
- CulbrethFP
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I came across this funny sign scribbled on a compartment
while travelling on an Indian railways train
"aana free , jaana free; pakadegaye to khaana free"
which roughly translates to "You can go free of cost,
you can come free of cost; and if you get caught, even food is given free
(in jail of course).
- M S Sundeep
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I saw this sign in a restaurant in Petersburg, West Virginia:
'So It's Not Home Sweet Home... Adjust!
- Mervin McKenney
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Sign seen at a urinal
"Get closer, it's not as long as you think/wish it is"
- Jovie Quintos
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On an Athi River highway in Kenya
"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is
impassable.
- Nissa Kitia
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Sign behind counter at video rental store:
"We are sorry to report that we are ALL out of 'That Movie With
That Guy Who Was in That Other Movie'. There was some confusion
when ordering from our distributor.-Thank You
- FirstMonkey
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In Orlando, Fl at a strip-joint a sign read:
30 beautiful girls and 1 ugly one.
- Geidis Herrera
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