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Two nuns were travelling through Europe in their car. They get to
Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a
diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at
"Quick, quick!!" shouts the first nun, "What shall I do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the
abomination," shouts the second.
She switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and
hisses even more loudly!
"What shall I do now?" shouts the first nun.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in
the Vatican!" says the second.
Dracula steams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and
hisses again at the nuns.
"Now what?" screams the first nun.
"Show him your cross!" says the second.
So the nun rolls down the window and shouts: "GET OFF MY *!@#@%#@!