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Joke: May 5 - Advice from Past Presidents
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May 5, 1998
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ADVICE FROM FORMER PRESIDENTS
- Submitted by K. Wisler
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Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was
walking through Washington looking for any kind of guidance.
He walks up to the Washington Monument, looks up and says,
"George, you were always wise, what should I do?"
Low and behold, a voice comes down from above and says,
"ABOLISH THE I.R.S. AND START OVER." Clinton, amazed
that he is talking to the past President thinks he'll
try it again.
He walks over to the Jefferson Memorial and utters the same
request to Americas author of the Declaration of Independence and one
of its great early philosophers. "Thomas, you never had these
kind of problems, what can I do to rally people behind me?"
Again a voice from above answers, "WELFARE, ITS NOT
WORKING, ABOLISH IT, START OVER."
After hearing this Clinton is so excited he is planning to go to
all the historic sites for guidance. Next he goes to the Lincoln
Memorial for guidance from the President who met his untimely death
after winning the Civil War and keeping the country unified.
"Abe, I need your help, people are losing confidence
in me and they no longer trust me what should I do?"
After a substantial pause Abe responds, "TAKE THE DAY OFF
GO TO THE THEATER."
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