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May 2, 1998
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RESULTS:
Yesterday's "Bank Robbers" made most people smile, and of course
there were lots of "ooos" on this one.
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This is part of a continuing series of funny signs seen around the world
Have You seen a really funny sign,
Send it to us at: Signs@joke-of-the-day.com
On a recent trip to NYC via the George Washington Bridge, the first sign
greeting us on the other side had graffiti exclaiming,"JESUS
SAVES!",directly beneath a different artist sprayed "AT CITIBANK".
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On the return trip the "Welcome to New Jersey" sign has been altered to
include "YOU'VE SEEN IT, NOW GO BACK HOME"
- Richard O'Malley
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I saw this sign in a restaurant in Reston, VA.
"Room capacity 110. Live capacity 100."
- Nazanin Uddin Sawez
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Sign in a Belgrade hotel elevator
"To move the cabin, push button for the wishing floor. If the cabin
should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing
floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."
- Adesola, Morenikeji
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If we were meant to be nudists we would be born without clotrhes,,,
- John Castiglia
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Sign seen hanging on a recent but bitter divorcee cubicle:
"I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving!"
- Robert Boyles
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A guy went into the menīs room, and while he was at the urinal
he looked up and saw a handprinted sign that read:
"your future is in your hands"
- Bob Livingston from Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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Seen this at a tavern
"Checks gladly accepted with cash deposit for amount written"
- TOWTRKDUG
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In a news shop-
SPECIAL DEAL!! A free ride in a police car if you steal
from this shop!!
-Michael Thompson
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AND THE CREATIVE WINNER OF THE WEEK
A sign written on the door of the bathrooms/toilets
in a restaurant in Melbourne, Australia
US THEM
Now try figuring out which one to go to:)
- CHRIS HINDSON
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