[humor] top signs of working at Intel

[Jonathan Hess <jahess@vivistar.com>]

THE TRIBE OF WOOLGATHERERS				       volume6 issue1
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__Top 10 signs you work [at Intel]__
Via: Matte Elsbernd

10.  You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on
ways to improve their process.

9.   You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear
sweats to work.

8.  You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as
deliverables.

7.  You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you
do for a living.

6.  You normally eat out of vending machines and at the
most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

5.  You think that "progressing an action plan" and
"calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.

4.  You know the people at the airport hotels better than
your next door neighbors.

3.  You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when
making Friday night plans.

2.  You think Einstein would have been more effective had
he put his ideas into a matrix.

And...
the number one sign you work in the nineties...

1.  You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.


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