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Joke: March 9 - It's NOT easy being a Guy!
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IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUY
- Submitted by Maira Pergler
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Pity us men.........
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from
the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you
don't workenough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get
off your but and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets
a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you
keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you,
it's self defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's
domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
pervert. If you don't, you're a fag.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape,
you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't,
you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't,
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