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Joke: January 17/18 More Funny Signs - from Members
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MORE FUNNY SIGNS
- Submitted by our Joke-Of-The-Day.com members
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WHEN we ran, "FUNNY SIGNS" we asked you to send in funny signs
you have seen. Well we received a lot - more than 300 submissions,
which we will run in a few jokes, so if you don't see your now,
we'll run it later. THANKS everybody.
Again, Here's your chance to become famous.
E-mail us the funniest signs you've seen to: signs@joke-of-the-day.com
1) On a Barry Jolly Plumbing Van-Cincinnati area
"A flush beats a full house!"
- Laura Engelman
2) This is what is on a sign at a little restaurant.
"Eat here or we'll both starve"
- Christine M. Kumiega
3) I have a neighbor, a urologist, with his license plate
"NOPCME" (no p c me)
- Tom Roberts
4) In a hospital car park in Kitakyushu, Japan
"Anyone found parking without a permit will be given an injection"
Think they should have threatened an enema!
- Malcolm Swanson
5) Ohio Road Sign Prosperity 30 mi ->
<- Clinton 70 mi
- Scott Adams
6) Actually seen hanging in a gas station several years ago:
Our Credit Advisor is Mrs. Helen Waite.
If you want credit from us, go to Helen Waite.
(If you don't get it, repeat it slowly)
- Dennis Eshelman
7) Advertisement for a radiator repair shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak".
- Jerry Warner
8) In the key west internationl airport's souvenier store
"unattended children will be sold into slavery"
- Eric D
9) In the bathroom of a mom and pop store
"we aim to please, so, please, you aim too."
- Brad Henderson
10) Sign on a retail store door in Stevens Point, WI:
PUSH, if it doesn't open,
PULL, if it still doesn't open,
WE ARE CLOSED.
- Steven Schellin
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