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Joke: January 15 - FLYING OVER YELLOWSTONE
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January 15, 1998
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FLYING OVER YELLOWSTONE
- Submitted by CKBrister
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A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover
the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some
of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze.
When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick
that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to
photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a
plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved and
arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where
a plane would be waiting for him.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He
jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the
little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.
The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low
passes so I can take some pictures."
"Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded,
"and photographers take photographs."
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "You mean
you're not the flight instructor?"
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