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>>THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN
>>by Jack Prelutsky
>>The turkey shot out of the oven
>>and rocketed into the air,
>>it knocked every plate off the table
>>and partly demolished a chair.
>>It ricocheted into a corner
>>and burst with a deafening boom,
>>then splattered all over the kitchen,
>>completely obscuring the room.
>>It stuck to the walls and the windows,
>>it totally coated the floor,
>>there was turkey attached to the ceiling,
>>where there'd never been turkey before.
>>It blanketed every appliance,
>>It smeared every saucer and bowl,
>>there wasn't a way I could stop it,
>>that turkey was out of control.
>>I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
>>and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
>>that I'd never again stuff a turkey
>>with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
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