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A little climbing humor.
- To: "Huddleston, Roger/CHI" <RHuddles@CH2M.com>, "DenBleyker, Jeff/SLC" <jdenbley@CH2M.com>, "Luettinger, Jason C./SLC" <jluett@CH2M.com>, "Gates, Randy/SLC" <rgates1@CH2M.com>, "a. gordon" <agordon@blue.weeg.uiowa.edu>, bcarr@imagenow.com, "'Bev'" <beverly.beall@gep.ge.com>, "'Reynold-rooters'" <bobbies2@juno.com>, "'climbers'" <climbers@cs.utah.edu>, "'Deanna Wagner'" <deanna.wagner@pacificorp.com>, David Rice <drice@allenco.com>, "'Erik Ipsen'" <eipsen@ermrm.com>, "'Glen Mann'" <glen@xmission.com>, Gregg <gstenzel@wavetech.net>, "'Jennie Lupton'" <jennifer@inquo.net>, "'Chump Change'" <jjoyce@univbkstr.com>, "'John Griffiths'" <jkgriffi@amp.com>, "'Daugheritys'" <jongin@aol.com>, "'Kate Bendle'" <kbendle@aol.com>, "'Kelly Gallagher'" <kegalla@aol.com>, John Kokinis <kokinis@ursa15.cs.utah.edu>, Kelly Pietraszek <KPIETRA@wpo.it.luc.edu>, Heidi Kraus <krausie@worldnet.att.net>, Kristine_Pivarnik@xircom.com, Kendra Vehik <kvehik@hs.state.az.us>, "'Mike Burke'" <mburke@imagina.com>, "'Gordon Medaris'" <medaris@geology.wisc.edu>, "'Mo-Lay'" <mollie.m.hickey@x400gw.ameritech.com>, Mark Koenig <mrkoenig@concentric.net>, "'Rob White'" <rwhite@ffkr.com>, "'RyHud'" <Ryan_Huddlestun@MB01.CCMAIL.CompuServe.COM>
- Subject: A little climbing humor.
- From: "Kraus, Jason/SLC" <jkraus2@CH2M.com>
- Date: Mon, 6 Oct 1997 14:53:46 -0600
- Reply-To: "Kraus, Jason/SLC" <jkraus2@CH2M.com>
- Sender: owner-climbers@cs.utah.edu
The perfect marriage...climbing and comedy. Love it.
Enjoy.
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> From: Kozlosky, John P. @ SLG[SMTP:JKOZLOSK@tcs.lmco.com]
> Sent: Monday, October 06, 1997 1:51 PM
> To: Kraus, Jason/SLC
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> The Top 16 Signs You've Chosen the Wrong Mount Everest Guide
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> 16> The last three days, all you've had to eat is s'mores.
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> 15> Every morning greets the group with, "Wonder who'll die today?"
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> 14> Doesn't worry about provisions, as there's bound to be a
> Starbucks or McDonald's every half mile or so.
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> 13> Gets lost in the "Sherpa Shack" gift shop.
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> 12> Makes everyone do upside down shots off the St. Bernard's
> collar.
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> 11> First day's preparation devoted entirely to making snow angels.
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> 10> Every 10 minutes, stops and yells, "RICOLA."
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> 9> Throws a fit when her stiletto heel gets stuck in the ice.
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> 8> Has everyone stick their tongues to a cherry popsicle "for
> practice."
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> 7> Keeps repeating, "Is it me, or is it cold up here?"
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> 6> "Map, schmap -- you see the top from here!!"
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> 5> Two words: Golf Clubs.
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> 4> Forgets to wear socks with his sandals.
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> 3> Keeps using the oxygen tanks to make balloon animals.
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> 2> Every so often, turns and screams, "Stop following me!"
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> and the Number 1 Sign You've Chosen the Wrong Mount Everest Guide...
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> 1> Squeezes your ass then yells, "Hey, if we get stranded we can
> live off Tubby here for a week!"
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