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Humor: Bear In The Woods
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- Subject: Humor: Bear In The Woods
- From: jondd@juno.com (Jon D Dayley)
- Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 13:27:51 -0700
- References: <199710150528.AAA08249@dfw-ix2.ix.netcom.com>
It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear
hunting in the mountains. As he turned the corner along the path, he and
a bear collided. The pastor stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail,
and began tumbling down the mountain with the bear in hot
pursuit. Finally the pastor crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle in
one direction and breaking both legs.
As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm
sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please
make that bear a Christian."
Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the pastor's feet, fell to
its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food
which I am about to receive."