Humor: Poor planning

[jondd@juno.com (Jon D Dayley)]

>This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had 
>died in a car crash.  They had been in good health the last ten years 
>mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise.
>>
>>When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their
>>mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath
>>suite and Jacuzzi.
>>
>>As they oohed and aahed the old man asked Peter how much all this was
>>going to cost.
>>
>>"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
>>
>>Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that 
>the
>>home backed up to.  They would have golfing privileges everyday and
>>each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf
>>courses on earth.
>>
>>The old man asked, "what are the green fees?".
>>
>>Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."
>>
>>Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with
>>the cuisines of the world laid out.
>>
>>"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
>>
>>"Don't you understand yet?  This is heaven, it's free!" Peter replied
>>with some exasperation.
>>
>>"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man
>>asked timidly.
>>
>>Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you 
>like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick.
>>This is Heaven."
>>
>>With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat
>>and stomping on it, shrieking wildly.
>>
>>Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was
>>wrong.  The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your
>>fault!  If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have 
>been here ten years ago!"
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