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Humor: A Wish
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- Subject: Humor: A Wish
- From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Jon D Dayley)
- Date: Wed, 17 Sep 1997 22:54:31 -0700
- References: <199709162357.QAA21550@mail.inficad.com>
>> A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He
>> looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened the
>> bottle. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.
>> The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I
>will grant you one wish. I can only grant one."
>> The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted
>to go to Hawaii. I've never been able to go because I cannot fly.
>Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see all that
>and I become very claustrophobic. So I wish for a road to be built
>here to Hawaii.
>> The genie thought for a few minutes and finally said, "No, I don't
>> think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Consider
>> all the piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep they would
>> have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. Imagine all the
>pavement needed. No, that is just too much to ask."
>> The man thought for a few minutes and then told the genie, "There is
>one other thing I have always wanted. I would like to be able to
>understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they
>> why are they so difficult to get along with. Basically, what makes
>> The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want
>two lanes or four?"