Software developers

[TerryM@abilnet.com (Terry Mickelson)]

A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their project
manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they
come upon an old brass lamp.  They pick it up and dust it off.
Poof -- out pops a genie.

"Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison.  I can grant you 3
wishes. Since there are 3 of you, I will grant 1 wish to each of you."

The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd  like to be sailing
a
yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with an all-girl
crew."

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer
disappears.

The software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd  like to be riding
my
Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout the American
Southwest."
"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer
disappears.

The project manager looks at where the other two had been standing and
rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie, "I'd like those two
back
in the office after lunch.