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Humor of the day.
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- Subject: Humor of the day.
- From: GlobeNet Net-Admin <firstname.lastname@example.org>
- Date: Mon, 30 Dec 1996 15:36:44 -0500 (EST)
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And now something to cheer you up.
We just had a customer calling us about setting up an account. Here is
the actual conversation:
Client: Do you provide the Internet access?
We: Yes, we do.
Client: The net is very slow these days.
We: Well it depends on the connection that you have.
Client: What kind of connection do you have?
We: T1 to the backbone.
Client: Only T1? I like your prices but I have the problem about that T1.
I would prefer T3.
We: We gurantee that the connection is very fast. What kind of modem
do you have?
Client: I have 14.4 Zoltrix with voice. Very good modem. Thank you, I
will think about it.
Can anybody match it? I guess so. Just one question:
Why us? Why, oh why, oh why?
GlobeNet Communications http://www.gncom.com
Your Prime Internet Gateway (905) 826-0737
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